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It’s been another rough week, and I cannot believe it’s weekend already. I’m definitely in no mood for any serious stuff, so here’s a naughty joke I’d like to share with the world:
While strolling out in the veldt this morning, I noticed Julius Malema slip from the bank of a dam and fall into the water.
He obviously couldn't swim and was struggling to stay afloat. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible SA citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed SA Police Services and the ambulance services.
It is now 2 p.m. He has drowned, and neither authority has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
I have no idea who thought this one out, and neither does the chap who e-mailed it to me.