Picture courtesy of - www.northeasttaxidermy.com
I know this sounds terribly boastful, BUT when my mates in Botswana keep telling me that the Tigers are biting in the Okavango Delta, and that they’ve just caught another 5.5kg one, then I see no reason why I should stay one moment longer in this hellhole they call “Gauteng”.
I’m leaving tomorrow morning early, and will be ‘occupied’, unreachable, hard to find, in an extremely remote and exquisite place – only for one week, unfortunately!
I was hoping that Julius Malema would be able to accompany me on the trip, as I feel he owes the President of Botswana, Ian Khama, a personal apology for making those extremely thoughtless and embarrassing pronouncements about a "regime change" in that beautiful country. Obviously, I didn’t tell him that we were planning on visiting the President – I told him, “you’re cordially invited with, to come catch some tigers.” His reply: “You must think I’m stuuupieed!!!”
Oh well, I tried!
Personally, I think ol’ Malema is way too tied-up in the fashion world lately, and is too afraid to get his hands wet… blerrie poefter!
Details about the previous trip to Botswana, earlier this year, was posted here.
Have a pleasant and safe week!