Thursday, October 6, 2011

This explains everything!

This landed in my e-mail inbox, without the pic:

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of Cows, a Flock of Chickens, a School of Fish and a Gaggle of Geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of Lions, a Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the Rooks and Ravens), an Exaltation of Doves, and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of Owls. 

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of Baboons? 

Believe it or not ............ a Congress! 

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of the ANC (African National CONGRESS) !!!

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The Rooster said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

Bad taste aside...

Making a correlation between black people and monkeys is about as humorous as it is fresh and original.

I don't think I need to add "Not at all" for the point to make itself.

skilpad said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

@The Cock: there is a clear difference between monkeys and baboons but the difference between a baboon and your typical ANC member (white or black) is harder to discern.

Tia Mysoa said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

It’s all humour Rooster, nothing but some humour! The original inspiration came from - The Ordinary American.

You may like this posting on their website ;-)

Islandshark said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

That's quite fresh coming from the demented chicken, considering how he verbally attacks Afrikaners and everybody he doesn't agree with.

Lime Lite said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

Hope you don't mind that I used your picture in one of my posts?

Tia Mysoa said... .....Click here to refresh this blog

@Lime Lite
Not a problem..You're most welcome!

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