All Zimbabweans are welcome in South Africa – For Free!
Come inside neighbour, make yourself at home! Take whatever you need. Here is plenty of food and good clean water to drink. You won’t need any money so don’t bother applying for casual work. Besides the risks of xenophobic violence, we already have about 4-million people looking for jobs. We don’t want to upset these people too much, because we need their votes. If you really need some money you can simply ask for it. I suggest you stand at any busy intersection in one of the posh suburbs where we still have far too many whites living. The nice thing about these stupid white people is that they will freely empty their pockets for you. You can easily make anything between R200 to R1000 per day this way, tax free! The transport system is excellent. We have thousands of super fast taxis that will get you from “A” to “Z” in record time. I would not suggest that you acquire a vehicle of your own in the townships as it may already be stolen.
Accommodation should not be a problem. There are plenty of abandoned buildings in Johannesburg and other large cities. The police service in the country is non existent, so there’s no need to worry about cops harassing you. If you do get into any sort of serious trouble you mustn’t worry too much if you get caught. We have built-in loopholes. If you cannot afford the bribe, our criminal courts are specially designed to postpone the matter for months on end, and the chances are pretty good that you will walk away scot-free when the docket goes missing! In the worst case scenario we will send you back home for free. Welcome to South Africa!
Zimbabweans welcome in SA without visas
Ms Nosiviwe MAPISA-NQAKULA, South Africa's immigration minister (Home Affairs), has welcomed Zimbabweans to enter the country without visas.
She said that Zimbabweans no longer need to apply and pay for visas before travelling to South Africa. Instead, they can apply for a free 90-day visitor's permit at the border. Zimbabwe citizens can also apply to do casual work while in South Africa.
Mapisa-Nqakula appeared with her two Zimbabwean counterparts to make the announcement Monday.
South African officials believe many of the 8 000 or so Zimbabweans who apply daily for asylum status will now opt for the visitors permit.
Is this not the beginning of the ANC’s new political and military strategy to suffocate minority groups? Have a look at Ms Nosiviwe Noluthando Mapisa-Nqakula’s background and decide for yourself.
Ms MAPISA-NQAKULA left South Africa and underwent military training in Angola and the USSR in 1984. She was trained in political and military structures in the USSR in 1985 and was deployed in South Africa to help rebuild ANC structures in 1990. Click here to view her previous positions, and career history.